It's 'yer "M" clamp

More sketches:


Here is Deke scrubbing the halls...or is he just being lazy and having a nap while leaning against his broom? Even robot janitors can be lazy! Also included is a bear and an old man I coloured a bit with a new marker.


As the plumber on this page suggests, the problem is with your "M" clamp. I know the other picture doesn't look like broccoli, but I guess that's the joke.

Another one I didn't draw

I didn't do this one either. I am obliged to note that this was only a colour test. I'm not skilled enough with colour to do this anyway!

More drawing class stuff

Well, I was going to make this a series of stuff but I'm far too lazy for that.


This is a picture I drew of the Wal-Mart. I sat out in the parking lot for hours drawing this, although it doesn't really show. The building itself isn't really bad, but the perspective on the parking lot is awful and the truck looks like shit. The original idea was to draw in two different styles, "meticulous" and "loose and easy". The building was the meticulous part, everything else was pretty loose. The most fun part about drawing this was the look I got for sitting in a lawn chair in the middle of the Wal-Mart parking lot with a big drawing board. Some guy came up to me and was like "Are you drawing the Wal-Mart?" and I was like "Yeah.", then he was like "Why?" and I was like "Seemed like a good idea."

Great story.

More sketches

Here are some more sketches. They aren't really related to anything, and aren't the result of any careful planning or any kind of idea. Enjoy!


This one has a lizard guy and a skeleton. I think I was trying to practice my proportions without relying on a body shape, and then I got bored of that. The lizard was supposed to be wearing a bath towel, but I couldn't figure out his hand position and it just got awkward so I left it.


There's some monocle alien with a raygun, some kind of bat ballerina (a batterina), a fat guy, and some other guy and some faces.


I was listening to Air's "Love 2" album and I thought the title was hilarious, so yeah, that's what that's about.


There's a hand, and some robots, and a robot janitor, another skeleton, some body shapes...etc...

These aren't mine either

These aren't mine either:



You might recognize these folks. I didn't draw these, but guess who did?

Free as a bird

I'm really wishing for some vacation time. I haven't had a whole lot of time to myself in the last few years, and it has me dreaming of lazy days, motorcycles and adventure. Well, it won't be long, only a few more years and I can take a really nice holiday. Maybe. I hope.

In the meantime, here is a bird:
It's got a lot of freedom, but it's not all that bright. It takes its lazy days for granted and just sits on this branch all day! What a stupid bird!

Timing of posts

I've been thinking about it, and instead of a daily blog (which would eat up a lot of time) I'm going to do an occasional blog. I think a lot of people come into these things with the best intentions, but a daily blog really is quite a commitment. It's still going to be about my crappy drawings though.

On that note:

I present to you hipster Dracula. A little late for Halloween, but well, that's just how it is. I think I'm going to draw myself as an octopus with charcoals sometime next week and upload it. How about that!